Curse

_Aphotic_ · May 05, 2011, 07:15 PM // 19:15

*Rushes to the scene of the accident*
Calls out to the run-away, "You jerk!"
*Checks on survivors, gets out med kit*
*starts working on getting the shrapnel of glass out...*
(Calling the cops is for nubs, already on their way, im sure...)

The Only Warrior · May 07, 2011, 10:01 AM // 10:01

*orders a drink and sits down like nothings happening*
*"sup?"*

Eragon Zarroc · May 09, 2011, 08:25 AM // 08:25

*sit's down next to Only Warrior and takes his drink*

"nuthin much, your drink tastes like crap"

_Aphotic_ · May 09, 2011, 11:45 PM // 23:45

*pulls down pants and craps in the drink*
"Well if it didn't then, it definitely should now."

The Only Warrior · May 10, 2011, 09:22 AM // 09:22

"You bastard!"
*uses Ursan Blessing*
*Ursan Strike*
*gets nerfed*
*wasted Elite Slot*

Bobby2 · May 11, 2011, 05:13 PM // 17:13

/regain consciousness
/pet out flames
/see Aph going no.2 in TOW's drink
"I'll have what Eragon's having"

Eragon Zarroc · May 13, 2011, 09:15 PM // 21:15

*goes over to the dartboard*

"any challengers?!"

The Only Warrior · May 15, 2011, 11:53 AM // 11:53

"yeah"
*sticks eragon in the heart with a lawn dart*
*sacrifices eragons blood to lucifer*
*lives another 666 years*

Junato · May 15, 2011, 03:11 PM // 15:11

*Fixes up bar to a brand new condition*
*Pays the barkeep to keep the officers at bay*
*Gets everyone to say their sorry to one another*
*Sings Kumbaya*

The Only Warrior · May 16, 2011, 12:23 PM // 12:23

*screams Death-core version of Kumbaya*

Bobby2 · May 16, 2011, 04:23 PM // 16:23

*stabs Junato*
*nothing says 'Sorry' like a knife in the kidney*

Junato · May 16, 2011, 06:45 PM // 18:45

*Heals wound with mending touch*
*Casts Divine Judgement on Bobbi*

**cosyfiep** · May 16, 2011, 08:00 PM // 20:00

*remembers why they never went to this place*
*turns around and leaves*

Junato · May 16, 2011, 09:49 PM // 21:49

*Turns on the radio to some hard rock*
Says, "Return things to normal!"
*Beats everyone at pool and at darts*

Bobby2 · May 17, 2011, 04:51 PM // 16:51

*turns the radio to Rebecca Black*
*begins mopping up Jun's brain matter off the floor*

Unlucky Slayer · May 17, 2011, 05:45 PM // 17:45

*changes all the radios to classic rock and enchants the radio to murder anyone that tries to change it cept for the owner of the bar (Me)*

Dont be f*kin with my radio!

Junato · May 17, 2011, 07:18 PM // 19:18

*Regenerates back to health*
*Turns my right hand into a morphing weapon cannon*
*Aims at Bobby*
*Shoots*
*Slayer turns into a scythe*
*Grabs the scythe and finishes off Bobby*
*Throws away scythe cutting the radio in two*

Unlucky Slayer · May 17, 2011, 08:28 PM // 20:28

I'm not a weapon! =P I'm the wielder of the weapons, and my lady friend is my weapon... Shes a ton-fa hammer. =3

The Only Warrior · May 17, 2011, 08:30 PM // 20:30

*veins pump in forehead as eyes turn black*
*Dark Voice*"WHO KILLED THE MUSIC?!"
*releasing control restriction level 3*
*rips through junato like a tornado*
*blood paints the bar in red*
*summons Lucifer's Sound system from the earth*
*places A Day To Remember - Homesick in the tray*
*turns it to The Downfall of us all*
*ready? na na na na na na, nanana na na, nananananana na na. LETS GO!"

Meanwhile:
*shadow stabs slayer in the neck for posting before me*

Junato · May 17, 2011, 09:28 PM // 21:28

*My upper torso starts regenerating thanks to Dr. Gero* (DBZ)
*The Scythe returns to aid me to defeat the only warrior in the bar*
*Then Slayer's wielder of the scythe comes smashing the ceiling taking back her scythe*
*Throws a kunai at warrior*
*Makes an alchemist circle quickly*
*Drop kicks warrior to the circle making him unable to move due to the floor is holding warrior as if hands emerged*
*I point my finger and a wide area of effect cero engulfs warrior*
*Fixes radio using alchemy*
*I order a beer for Slayer*